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Most fathers are loved. But many are not understood. We are taught that a mother’s love is the greatest. But we often forget the man standing in the wind. We hear it in songs. We see it in stories. A mother’s love is warm. It is visible. It
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Many Singaporean men have a simple shoe philosophy. One pair for work. One pair for weekends. One pair for weddings and funerals. Total: three pairs. Life settled. This is why many men are confused when they see a woman’s shoe rack. There are heels. There are flats. There are
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In Singapore, a bag is not just a bag. It is a biography. You can learn a lot about a person’s CPF contribution, their social standing, and their stress levels just by looking at what hangs from their shoulder. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve; Singaporeans wear
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The government is very concerned about the birth rate. Every year there are reports, incentives, baby bonuses, and romantic national advertisements showing happy couples walking under flowering trees. The trees are flowering. The couples are not. Reason 1: No Space In the kampong days, families had many children. Today we
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Living in Singapore means learning one important life skill: how to say no without actually saying no. American: "Can you do this tomorrow?" "No." Efficient. Slightly shocking. But you get 45 minutes of your life back. Chinese: They don't say no. They say: "
The Topic: Is LinkedIn a professional network or a drama club? Speaker 1: The Realist (The "Just Do Your Job" Person) Ladies and gentlemen, let’s be honest. Sometimes, work is just work. You finished a task. You didn't conquer a mountain. You had a meeting.
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We all have two personalities: The one that wears slippers at a kopitiam, and the one that 'embraces unexpected opportunities' on LinkedIn. Someone recently complained that LinkedIn is becoming too much like Facebook. According to him, LinkedIn should remain professional. No memes. No gossip. No casual posts. In
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Singapore is probably the only country in the world that believes every national problem can be solved with a campaign. Other countries debate policies. We print posters. Over the years we have had some legendary ones. First there was Stop at Two. Then many years later we had Please Have
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Singaporeans like to complain about Malaysia. The Causeway jam. The politics. The ringgit. Everything also complain. But here's the truth. We are obsessed with Malaysia. Malaysia is Singapore's favourite weekend hobby, side hustle, and therapy combined. First, the food. Almost everything shiok we eat has Malaysian
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Nothing in Singapore is actually from Singapore. People, food, talent, ideas. Everything seems to arrive by plane. We’re not a country. We’re a 24-hour airport with HDB flats and a Michelin star. Your HDB was built by Bangladesh, your streets are swept by India, and your blood is
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They say do what you love. I love going home. Unfortunately my job loves overtime.
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Singaporeans are extremely well-behaved. Possibly Olympic level. Our rulebook is so thick it could qualify as light reading for National Day. We don’t litter. We don’t smoke anywhere we feel like. We clear our trays after eating. We don’t eat or drink on the MRT. Not because
